XVII

That's My Age

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spooppapping:

"carlos and I are not one. because if we were one, we would be lonely again. we are two separate, unique beings bonded only where we want to be bonded."

IF THIS ISN’T THE HEALTHIEST DAMN RELATIONSHIP YOU EVER SEEN I DON’T KNOW WHAT IS

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erised-slytherin:

castielcampbell:

validx2:

When the cashier hold’s up your $20 to see if it’s real

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fun fact: we kind of have to make sure that the right president is in the water mark. because some asshole discovered a way of bleaching 5 dollar bills and then printing them as 20’s. so we are literally not trying to imply that you are bad person, we just have to make sure that abe isn’t hiding in the water mark

THANK YOU

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darrynek:

when you’re buying something and the cashier gives you change and people are waiting in line behind you and slowly moving forward and you’re trying to cram your change in your wallet and get out of the way as fast as you can that shit is horrifying and traumatic

(Source: panerasexual, via the-cheeseistrapped)